Excuse #1

That is bullshit! Get to work. There is no such excuse as “Writers Block” for cartoons.

Yeah.. and everyone knows you don’t write cartoons in the morning. You now have more time in the evenings to set up your easel in Central Park.

That probably took all of five minutes on your end. Next time at least draw a fake logo on his cap or something.

Aren’t you unemployed again? Your public needs fresh materials!